First of all, let's forget about the book and pretend Twilight is just another movie (the screenwritter didn't do that).

Since i saw the trailers and clips i was expecting a very mediocre movie so i wasn't really surprised, i was hoping for some dazzle though, that didn't happen. Everything goes so fast there's not a real story, just a lot of scenes that might be trying to be a movie, but not really.. One of my friends, who didn't read the book, was like: 'Wait, who is he?', 'What are they talking about?', 'How do they get there?' and i don't blame her, i think i only understood what was going on because i read the book. This movie was strictly made for people who read the book and fans of the series, otherwise you'll be lost.

Now, he might be 'cute', but Robert Pattinson CAN'T ACT at all, sorry. At least not this role. Edward had the same expression the whole movie, my pillow shows more emotion! AND JASPER!!! xD he looked like he had a stick up his ass all the time, oh i know,  it was so hard for him to be around Bella because he's still struggling to be 'vegetarian', well they never said that during the movie, they never explain anything about the Cullens, 'oh no! why waste time building a story? let's just show Bella and Edward climbing some trees, that would be more fun!'.

The dialogue is so lame! Most of the time there's no dialogue at all, just phrases from the book and Edward and Bella staring at each other. And the especial effects! are you serious? WHERE WAS THE DAZZLE?!?!! I remember i read a comment about that.. it was something like " i don't know what they're gonna do with the meadow scene but i doubt they just make Robert Pattinson roll over glitter", well i think they actually did.

Just to make it shorter: the movie is plain bad and pathetic. And i could ignore the especial effects and that kind of stuff because of the low-budget issues, but still! the screenplay is shitty as hell. And for me there are two kinds of shitty movies: the ones that are so bad, they're even funny and the ones that are SOOO BAD, you feel sorry for the people involved. Twilight is a little bit of both.

Anyway.. that's just me. What do you think? Loved it, hate it? Why?

please ignore my face. .... ok don't, you can laugh x)

monkey business.

'oh i remember why i didn't use to climb trees!, i don't know how to get down..'

It's last year of high school and everything is going so fast, so yes, it's nice to say 'fuck you school' and have fun once in a while.

Don't we all want to be kids again?